A Playwright's Day

Make coffee.
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Think about taking shower. 
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Change title.
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Daydream.
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Feed/change baby.
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Eat.
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Realize coffee is now cold.
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Change title.
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Disregard inconsistencies until “later.”
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Fix typos.
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Rearrange bedroom.
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Think.
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Think.
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Think more.
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Decide it's utter shit.
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Change title.
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Laugh at funny brilliant line.
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Cut funny brilliant line.
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Hate self.
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Drink cold coffee.
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Think about what to make for dinner.
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Try unsuccessfully to nap.
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Cut.
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Cut.
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Jog.
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Change title.
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Clean kitchen.
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Look up old friend from grammar school.
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Take shower.
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Search for dinner recipes that feature Norwegian cardamom discovered in the back of your pantry.
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Cry.
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Feed/change baby.
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Donate to deceased old grammar school friend's memorial charity.
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Discuss new title with baby.
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Clean bathroom.
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Experience “breakthrough” epiphany.
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Entertain idea that it might be best thing you've ever written.
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Take zeppelin out of zeppelin scene.
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Go out for dinner.
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Go back to original title.
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See faint light at the end of the road.
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